What's Luck Got To Do With It ?

How do some guys have all the luck and others have no luck at all? When it comes to the escorts in Las Vegas? Its NOT luck at all.
I have been to the clubs, bars, casino's and all that while I'm in Vegas. The girls are beautiful but not very friendly. They are really stuck up and snotty, even. I am just an average looking guy who just wants to have a good time with a beautiful girl while I'm visiting Las Vegas. I save my money all year long in hopes of having the time of my life, but then I'm shot down left and right. I'm not looking for my wife or girlfriend, to say the least. I just want to go out a night or two and have fun, dinner, dancing, watch the sunrise in the morning from the window in my hotel room. Its not too much to ask.
I'm going to call me on of those escorts. She WILL give me the time of day AND night.