You Must Be This Tall To Ride Las Vegas Escorts

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN:
If you are repeatedly calling the numbers on the cards and have NO intentions of EVER having a beautiful girl come to your room to entertain you totally nude while you are in Beautiful Las Vegas, grow the fuck up and quit wasting our time! This is a business, we really don't have the time to be getting phone calls from either boys/girls that aren't old enough or grown men/women who are just too immature to benefit from the experience. You must be 18 yrs old with a valid, state issued, ID/DL! If you are NOT then there is plenty of age appropriate things you can and should be doing after 10pm, while your parents or guardians are out still being adults, like being in your room sleeping so you can go to The Adventure Dome, Stratosphere rides, Game Works, and so many other kid friendly activities we have to offer here, during the hours you are actually allowed to be out on our STRIP! I believe our curfew, in Sin City, is 10pm for ALL people under the age of 18, 7 days a week!, unless accompanied by a parent or guardian. So, you have plenty of time all day to get rid of all that built up energy and such before you are left unattended in your hotel rooms.
"Parents"--- Your children are not being given these Las Vegas escorts advertisements by our passers. They collect them from the ground on the strip or even from the hallways of the hotel you are staying in because someone else has dropped them. We do know you cant keep your eyes on them every moment but encourage your minors as well as yourself from this unnecessary behavior, PLEASE!